So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
how soon is too soon after the break-up to ask for my condoms back?
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
Cancelling your gym membership calls for alcohol.
I just woke and had to fish my phone out of a bowl of chili. I was wrist deep in it. WHO BROUGHT CHILI TO A PARTY?!
its not chili. and you brought it.
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
Randomize
