My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
Pretty sure I picked a cat up off the street and took him home with me, fed him tuna, then let him go
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
reason #1 why i should never live alone: i haven't put pants on since she left 26 hours ago. and ive made spaghetti 3 times.
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
I hope I didn’t eat too many edibles just now. I got shit to do today. Like make Jell-O shots and take a shower.
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
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