Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
I'm drinking and throwing an enormous tennis ball at children. I couldn't be happier.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
I can't break up with him, I ran the math. Taking into account his 7 inch penis and the standard deviation from average, almost 90% of guys should have a smaller penis than he does.
Really? Penis math? This is why guys shouldn't date female engineers.
I let my cat eat the pepperonis off of my pizza while I was still eating it. That's the level of tequila drunk I got last night.
God I adore you.
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
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