I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
my mom just asked if she should wash your furry handcuffs with the lights or darks
I'm sorry but you're choosing a girl that faked a pregnancy when you wouldn't return her calls over a more attractive sane girl who you begged for a chance with last week? God you're a loser.
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
Then you fell out of your chair, looked right at me and said, "You are sooo drunk."
Side note: I apologize for sex being the subject of every single one of my texts. That's what happens when you date an older man who constantly denies you sex on the basis of his ridiculous morals.
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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