I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
It was 5 a.m. and we found him making margaritas with nyquil...
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
Well you ended up trying to convince two Greek girls that you were Greek, but failed massively by shouting at them in Spanish, and then almost vomiting after taking way too much snuff. Maybe lay off the guinness next time?
The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
I’m not sure she knows my name. She introduced me as “the fuck toy”
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