I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
Could you explain why there is an Australian passport in your toilet?
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
Apologies for hacking your facebook and posting that picture of you passed out hooked up to the IV...but we were sat with you on the ER floor for 3 hours, it got boring
It's 3 in the morning and there is a bird chirping it's head off outside. GOD DAMNIT THIS IS NOT A TIME TO SING OF YOUR CHEERFUL BIRD MERRIMENT YOU STUPID BIRD CUNT!
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
I am about five seconds from ripping off my clothes and throwing myself into the ocean to become a mermaid
I saw seagulls fucking earlier today. What have you done with your life recently?
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
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