I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
Any time you start making pro wrestling references before 10 PM I know that I'm breaking up a fight between you and some muscled up frat boy you call Hogan.
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
Don't be alarmed at the kitchen mess. I had to shoot the fire extinguisher on the toaster oven, one quick blast. It was a matter of safe over sorry.
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
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