Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
So instead of getting the if-you-hurt-my-little-girl-youre-dead talk, i got the alcohol-is-our-friend talk, i like her dad already
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
Woke up this morning with fake blood all over my bed which is a positive considering last year it was all real blood
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
Last night at a party someone grabbed my ass so I just fucking punched them in the face then went home and ate a frozen pizza
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
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