Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
You opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a wall last night.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
the intervention consisted of my aunt taking me to chuck-e-cheezs and telling me that this was my future - either as a mom or as a waitress - unless i stopped fucking around.
did she buy you pizza?
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
Also. After puking outside of the bar last night, some guy (who saw me puking) said I looked like Jennifer Lawrence, called me J Law, got my number and is now texting me. Who knew puking and rallying would do me any good
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
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