love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
i cant text you anymore tonight, God gave me two hands for two cups
I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
I should start an etsy shop with all the jewelry and clothes women leave at my house
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
I tried to find an emoji but none convey my excitement for receiving good sex soon
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