I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
I drunkenly called my ex on Skype last night and didn't talk, just smiled real big at him until I fell asleep.
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
Brightest idea yet: lets drink enough at ladies-drink-free nights to make up for the cost of tampons. Breaking even on having vaginas!
You know what a wolf looks like when it kills a small animal? How it shakes it around in it's mouth? I did that to a bag of Taco Bell last night
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
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