We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
Dude i'm still drunk and i'm feeding a raccoon cereal from my bedroom window
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
Never go to your parents' super bowl party. I learned, in great detail, "Why Aunt Trisha is a hoe" Not enough beer on the eastern seaboard.
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