i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
I figure a girl that drinks as much as I do should always have pregnancy tests on hand
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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