idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
i either just vomited on a lesbian or a small boy
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
I think I met somebody from your birthday this past weekend. He said I held a push up contest outside the bar and told them I would make out with the winner. He said he won..
I was wondering why he was in my phone as "Cat Guy", he seemed pretty normal. Then when we woke up he was wearing a shirt with a picture of his cat on it. The name stays.
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
If a weird guy texts you in the near future asking if you are satan just go with it
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
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