it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
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No subtext here. People are naked.
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
Well, that's not my fault. I make decisions all the time when I'm drunk.
Somehow his homemade liquor activated memories of my semester abroad three years ago. I ended up yelling random medical advice in German, while my roommates played dress-up with the cat stoned out of their minds. I consequently gave up on dating. Back in the ONS game.
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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