Sometimes I think my vagina thinks its a penis.
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
She pulled vodka outta the dryer and told me to drink it
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
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