So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
he smells like the inside of heather mills' fake leg
I'm like a wolly mammoth down there. what do I tell him?
I woke up next to her this morning and couldn't remember her name. Luckily, she had written it on my hand so that I could add her on facebook.
I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
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