I hate all girls vehemently.
He kissed a someone with a penis
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
you finished all 5 burgers, started crying tears of joy, and then claimed the tears were actually just 'meat sweats' from your eyes
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
I'm drunk and you're awesome. let's stay this way forever.
I just saw that blonde chick you wanna bang rolling down the hall wearing a Thor mask..
Wow. We're meant to be..
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
Where are you on a scale from one to wasted?
Like alphabetically I'd say a v
My mom is currently drinking alone in our kitchen singing the Dixie Chicks to herself so, hey, alcohol is forever and we should not be shamed for its use.
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
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