I was 10 minutes late leaving for lunch today because I couldn't lose a boner. It is impossible to tuck it when your shirt is tucked in...gotta quit facebook stalking hot chicks at work
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
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