he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
So, you didn't have time to come pick me up but you did have time to get plastered and then write "champagne money" on every one of my statuses for the past month?
Got blown by one of the bridesmaids. Family BBQ today. They all know. Talk about awkward.
He got arrested in front of the church last night. Looks like we need to find a new location for the wedding.
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
I'm ready to get married, then we can lie around watching anime and eating pizza while he rubs baby oil on me
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
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