i think my mom watched the whole time
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
No, this time she was diabetic. I think I fucked her into diabetic shock.
you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
The cat was building a spaceship out of the carpet, my legs were cans of tomato sauce, and there was something else in that pot you gave me.
I love you but this is the first Saturday I have ever spent at the police station. And where are my boxers?
FYI bail money is still in my drawer. I know you have no car but you need to know this for tomorrow.
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
Randomize
