DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
She just took a mirror selfie at the hospital while in labor.
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
Come help me clean and have sexual intercourse with me
Bring breadsticks
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
Clutch
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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