the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
Thanks for ditching me last night. I got a ride home from the Dominos delivery guy. You owe me 3 large pizzas.
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
Last night you were talking while puking saying, "ahh the shoes and the purse, I'm gonna have to wash those"
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
I don't want to ruin date night, but you have no idea how hard it is to poop whilst looking at cute puppies.
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
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