Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
he has a knack for choosing the worst time to masturbate
If the EMT's ask later... I had 5 hour energy for breakfast and Four Loko for dinner... It might be important for them to know that
Your doorknob is in my back seat, in case you were looking for it.
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
I had the good sense not to tell her that my summer goal is to get fucked by a med student while wearing a party dress and sparkly shoes
I just met a drunk old lady with a bedazzled life alert alarm around her neck. I love casinos
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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