Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
Escorted out of jimmy johns because I refused to leave with my dog. Stole a loaf of bread on the way out.
My roommate just walked in with a case of beer locked himself in his room and told us he was going to masturbate his feelings away...
He called my vagina "the man cave", and I found it charming
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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