For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
The neighborhood kids rang the doorbell in the middle of my first bong rip to ask if they could use my trampoline for the thirtieth time today...I opened the door and pretended to puke up a shitload of smoke, I have never seen a more terrified group of children
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
