Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
If my body was a temple, I pissed all over the front stairs last night..
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
Our local strip club now has karaoke. Do you realize what this could mean for my sex life?
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
I think I've just evolved into some kind of vodka fueled monster
I had a dream about that dude. It was the first time I had a dream about him since the tryst.
The tryst?
The hookup. I like using sophisticated words for my foolish decisions. Makes me retain some dignity.
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
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