It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
You never realize how many sex toys you have until you have to strategically hide them while moving out of your dorm.
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
she stopped traffic so I could crutch across the street. Clubbing while crippled and drunk is different.
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
He convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. He slurred every word. I think I found my prince charming.
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
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