Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
I'm sending you this that that when you wake up and see the girl sleeping next to you, you know who to thank
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
after stripping the bed and soaking it with the "pet spot remover" I have, I decided in the best interest of my mattress and our drunk friends bladders, i should invest in rubber sheets.
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
He is married, and has a regrettably large penis. I need to find another one right away to get myself out of this mess.
How big does a penis have to be before it becomes regrettably so?
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
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