I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
So now I can cross "have my ass be someone's phone background" off the bucket list. You know, if it was something I actually had wanted to happen.
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
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