people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
Your cat is quite the conversationalist after some tequila and shrooms
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
Dude...itll be a youre-still-a-dick-but-a-hot-one-angry-hate-evil-spite kinda fuck. This is acceptable.
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
So you realized he wasn't actually cheating on you and now you're trying to unfuck things. Or in this case unfuck Tom.
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