Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
babies were throwing up all over the place
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
Could you just like have a friend who feels bad for me and secretly always wanted to have sex with me
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
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