im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
You were spitting chewed up pretzle into my hands telling me to hold it for you.
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
In light of your oncoming completion of twenty-three years of personhood, I feel a pressing need to blast country-pop phenomenon Taylor Swift's hit single "22" in your general direction until midnight.
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
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