sitting with a guy who's looking at the cum stains on the bed. Do you think he's convinced it's from the cat?
No. He thinks you're slutty.
she called me a fuckfaceshitdick. not that's creative. it sounds like a crayola crayon, preferrably an orange-brown shade.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
I'm mad at him and disappointed with you. It's like I put a bunch of effort into a PowerPoint of "what not to do with Zach" to show you and the first bullet point was "do not love him" and you're just disregarding all my effort and friendship.
I have to make mistakes myself to learn from them
FUCK YOU I AM MAKING A POWERPOINT
I'm still drunk. it's summer. I just need a hot dog and an aspirin.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
Bring me pizza. I'll trade you your underwear you left here for 2 slices.
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
We left Waffle House and he took off running five miles down the road saying we were "training for the Olympics." And I mean, I couldn't leave him out there like that...
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