She wouldn't stop telling me the story of the penis and how she got laid.
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
Seriously, I woke you up with tacos, I think I deserve the best girlfriend ever award
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
Sorry I peed on your ottoman
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
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