So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
And the best part is that she's coming home to find that I completely shaved her dog.
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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