She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
So, I'm pretty sure I just jacked off and my gf 17 m/o son caught me. IDK how long he was standing in the crib, but he definately saw the grand finale.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
i was gonna tell him a really embarassing story about you, but then i remembered im in all of them
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
ALSO, bringing a stapler to the bar is a good idea
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
I'm promoting my liver to CEO of my body cause it clearly works harder than anything else.
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
I will forever remember this as The Great Jalepeno Cock Burn of 2014.
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
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