Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
This is a mass text: my birthday is tomorrow, and I want a full day of birthday sex. Send me your availabities. Time slots begin at noon
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
Randomize