just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
I told them you could toss a salad like wolfgang puck
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
If you bring me a slurpee and advil I will eat you out for like an hour.
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
You would be successful and sober without me. you can't turn your bakon me now
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