Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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