oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
I'm eating all of the evidence.
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
Like you know your sex life is in a downward spiral when your best friend offers to sext you from Ireland
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
I nicknamed her "Jackhammer" for the way she gave me a handjob. My balls were in constant pain
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
He once bought a dildo and put fifty dollars and a happy anniversary note in the battery compartment I gotta lock him down while hes available
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