btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
he thought i was a dude.
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
This girl just stopped in the middle of a sentence because of my blue eyes. She said she got lost in them. I am laying pipe tonight.
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
That reminds me of the morning I woke up on the sidewalk covered in chicken wings
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
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