Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
The crowing achievement of my life is still the time I made a 3 course meal out of things I found in the dumpster.
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
I like to melt taper candles in my wine bottles the next day, it makes my drinking trophies more classy, and makes me look like less of an alcoholic.
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
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