is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
my being single is dangerous.
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
He asked if I wanted to "hang out"
A verb which here means "do lines off my dick"
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
Donating $10 to Sandy victims for every hurricane I drink tomorrow. Buying me alcohol just became a good cause.
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
We need a shit load of segways right now
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
Randomize