WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
OH MY GOD IT'S LIKE SHOOTING FISH IN A BARREL, EXCEPT INSTEAD OF FISH THEY ARE FIGHTER PILOTS
I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
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