why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
Beer coozy in the gym. Don't judge me.
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
I woke up with a meat pie in my hand and my mouth tasting like an ashtray. I'm a catch, really!
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
My uncle showed up to pick us up at the bar just as I bought a drink so I put it in my pocket #drunksmart
Why did I not realize how important my fridge was till I was drunk. It keeps all my food cold its like my own cold box
After she got off the phone with her mom she sprinted down the block screaming "I'M SO GOOD AT BEING A HUMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
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