check it out our google latitudes are spooning
How does everyone that never saw me naked know I'm built like a smurf?
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
Something in my vomit makes me think I shouldn't have had that slurpee
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
i'm dressed up like the coppertone baby and being hit on a guy in a monk costume. the irony is not lost on me.
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
my boss told me he would look for my wallet when he went back to the strip club tonight.
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
Yeah I'm at work. Nothing like the threat of blowing chunks on passing cars to make you feel alive.
I woke up with your vibrator in my face
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
Randomize
