im holly from the hills drunk
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
I can't believe I just compared my penis to a St. Bernard.
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
I had a dream that you were telling me how good you are at parkour and legit you were doing it just like Michael Scott...
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