You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
i can hardly tell the difference between falling asleep and passing out anymore
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
Sometimes a girl needs 4 shots of whiskey in her diet coke at 5 in the afternoon and i feel no shame in admitting that girl is me
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
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