Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
Clutch
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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