if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
Our 450 pound cab driver smells like McDonalds and sunblock with a touch of vodka. Correction I smell like vodka.
So both cops helped talk her into coming back into the bar and doing a shot with me. The main argument being, "a bar is no place to be sober!"
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
I guess "Ass Fun Friday" is not a thing no matter how many times I say it or bring it up in conversation...
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
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