That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
OK WHO CHANGED MY RING TONE TO LADY AND THE TRAMP AND CHANGED EVERY CONTACT IN MY PHONE TO 'SOME GUY I FUCKED'?
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
I think my liver has finally had enough and is going all Ashley-Judd-in-a-Lifetime-movie on me.
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
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