Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
I feel like strippers are like dogs, the more you show you're terrified the faster they come at you.
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
I'm not gonna get my cat high anymore because what if he has a heart attack. I don't want to be responsible for that shit
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
I had sex while you were puking this morning and I'm sorry. Kind of.
It's ok. I had sex while you were drunk crying last night. We're even.
I'm saying "I told you so" now so that I don't slow down to say it on the way to grab the fire extinguisher
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
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